|—||2:03am, I really loved you that much. (via hoetion)|
a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant
“two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’”
“got it. check my dashboard”
“that skeleton gif you like is back again”
he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”
"you are too young to have an opinion" more like "im upset that children know more than me because i am a bigot"
|—||my life motto for the past 20 years (via beyleesis)|
My new infinity tattoo!!
is that a donut
No it’s my new infinity tattoo
i havent been on tumblr in 48376483 years only cause i play league 24/7 and on weekends i spend them with my boyfriend cause i dont see him during the week and then im busy with preparing with college life is a scary thing man